Hey boys listen up or I'll crump ya. Wees was makin our way to a good fight when we saw loads of ded ships and junk. Da lootas and meks was about to get ta cuttin slabs and bits when we saw some blue 'umies landing on a nearby planet. We bein orks , we got questioning about why so few 'umies was landing away from dem everyone else. Dem mareens was tryin to steal a grot lookin git someone put in a cage. Wees orks the only ones who be stealin today, so we went to da place and got into a good bashing.
We stuck da lootas in da bashchun, while our boys and bika boss got quick to get stuck in. Da boss got killed right quick by some sneaky umies in da ruins while da boys did it right and charged ahead. Da umies big boomin tank (vindicator) kept blowin us up, but we kept goin, never fearin a good fight. We was gettin slautad till dem dam dakkajets shoed up and we took da day. Dare was lass humies than I got fingas left and da dakka tank (predator with autocannons and heavy bolters) was busted by flyboy's dakkajet. Dey even brought one of dem spindly flyin dings, but we shot it down real good. Deff skwadron is 'ere ta stay.
Dem umies was runnin! Even da boomy tank ran away! Dat dam sneaky git survived though, wes hunten em now. We got da metal grot in da cage and wes gonna put it troo da head of all de otha umies. So we followed da umies and wes still chasin them, grabbin good bits along the way. Lots of junk out here. Wees gonna catch dees gits. Wees make good fight. Its gonna be a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
More pics o' da viktory.
We got da ding da umies wanted. Wut is it?
Look at dem umies runnin!
Dem shooty buys did good. Dey killed 6 dings.
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